Sweet holy hell I finally found my chapstick this would have been an amazing find a week ago but you know what I’m not complaining.

soloses:

the a in lgbtqa should stand for allies, they deserve the recognition for defeating the axis powers and winning world war 2

Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.

Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)

hahahah this quote is such a fucking slam dunk

(via shutthefuckupandgotoyourroom)

elphias-treason:

Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.

elphias-treason:

Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.

fangirl challenge - [7] funny moments

↳[7/7] "From now on, we’ll be using code names."

I already made a post about this on facebook but I am just OVERFLOWING with INCREDIBLY GOOD VIBES after a REMARKABLE DAY. Seriously I got to see fish and eat fish and watch an awesome movie and hang out with friends and I even woke up before 4pm wow this is the dream. I am living it.

spaceysquid:

whos planning on getting high tomorrow?? not me because im not a DISAPPOINTMENT TO JESUS

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i have bras more supportive than you

(Source: dundermifflinscranton)

carlycapricious:

Because everyone keeps telling me to Instagram more…a photo of me in front of my photo board #photoception

carlycapricious:

Because everyone keeps telling me to Instagram more…a photo of me in front of my photo board #photoception

emiliaclarkesfuturewife:

floozys:

javeliner:

hang on, wait a second

i thought this was a joke

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but it seems to be 

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100% serious

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men are weak

(Source: heytonks)

God honestly I think Chelsea is the only one that understands how much my life is like a sitcom. Whenever something vaguely sitcom like happens she is always the first to know/laugh at me for it.

Someone banged on my door really hard while I was in the shower and I basically ran out naked and pissed off because I realized my door was unlocked and they could literally just walk in.

didney-worl-no-uta:

fussybabybitch:

Depends has been pushing a regendered version of menstrual pads for dudes with incontinence issues and the entire advertisement campaign is based around desperately trying to masculinize diapers & it’s everything you’d expect from that concept and more

DRIP-DRIPS FROM YOUR ONE-EYED SNAKE GETTING YOU DOWN?

USE MAN PADS

THE ONLY MANLY DIAPER YOU’LL EVER HAVE FOR YOUR PEEPEE

NO GIRLY PINK

PINK IS GROSS

PINK INFECTS THE MANLINESS

I JUST SHAT MYSELF THINKING ABOUT PINK

THANK GOD I WAS WEARING MAN PADS